You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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