I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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