i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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