You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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