Christians are straight up FREAKS
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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