Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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