God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize