hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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