Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Who died my cat blue again?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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