omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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