do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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