Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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