You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He has the fingertips of a God
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