so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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