what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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