He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I got chris browned last night
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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