I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
as a side note pls kill me
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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