It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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