well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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