3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
