maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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