in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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