Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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