So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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