Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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