just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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