Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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