i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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