So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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