yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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