if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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