At least make sure they are 18
Why
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
