Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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