So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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