i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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