I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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