fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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