who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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