Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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