If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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