If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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