i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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