She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
splinters make it hard to masturbate
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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