is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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