maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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