I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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