i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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