I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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