im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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