ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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