If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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